- What will be your dinner plans for Christmas Day?: three PB&J sandwiches for breakfast, a cup-of-soup for lunch, and beans and rice for dinner. On a side note, they seem to celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve and all of the missionaries had “P-noche” together. There was a lot of fireworks last night, fireworks and gun shots. I heard a machine gun go of off just down next door. I ate all of the candy and stroopwaffles you sent really fast—probably too fast. They tasted awesome! Packages are the best!
- How is your Spanish?: It’s OK. They seem to have a lot of slang or short cuts here, and I have a hard time understanding the meaning of those words. If it’s gospel related and they’re not speaking too fast, I’m fine. But they always speak fast. One of the missionaries here is from California but his parents are from Peru so he speaks fluent English and Spanish. I can understand his Spanish perfectly and we can communicate very well. He has helped me the most. One thing I find interesting here, is that they make up names. They also spell things phonetically (maybe because of literacy) Even peoples birth names will be made up and then spelled phonetically.
- What’s the plumbing situation?: we have indoor plumbing, but whenever it rains the water lines get contaminated and the water turns muddy… and it pretty much rains every day. So quite often we run water in the concrete basin out back, let the dirt settle and then sponge bath. There are no hot water heaters in the jungle, so it’s always a cold bath or shower. The toilet is indoors, and usually working.
- Have you gotten very sick?: not really. I’ve been a little sick a few times, but nothing like you hear about. Sometimes I forget and use tap water when I fix breakfast or dinner but I haven’t got into trouble. If you only drink a little it isn’t too bad.
- How is the budget?: We are always running out of money, so we decided to do our own laundry and not pay someone to fix dinner. This should allow us to buy more groceries and maybe even go to a gym and work out. I get up every morning and do sit-ups and push-ups and curl cans of paint that the landlord has left in the house… but we’d love to go to a gym, at least on p-days.
- How big is the church there in La Masica?: We have about 20 people come to church, and usually we have about 3 investigators each week. The Bishop lives in another town and usually does not come to church. I don’t know if he is a bishop of several wards or branches and just comes on rotation, or is just less-active. It’s not a good situation regardless. We are still meeting under the awning, out in the open every week.
- How many people are you teaching?: we currently have 3 people who we are teaching and who are progressing in the gospel. The two ladies we baptized last week are neighbors to each other and we found them together as we were “contacting” on their street.
- How do you “work” with so much rain?: we are out every day regardless of the weather. Sometimes the weather knocks out the electricity, and we aren’t supposed to be in people’s homes in the dark… so if the power goes out we are limited to what we can do. We have only been confined to the house (because of weather) for 3 days since I’ve been here.
- How are people treating you?: on the streets some people yell at me and call me names… usually about being white. As they get to know me they still tease me a little, and like to touch my blonde hair. But in general, they are so very kind and humble, and I love them very much.
- How are the bugs?: my ankles are always raw from mosquito bites, for some reason I can’t keep them from biting through my socks. I even used permethrin on my socks but Hermana Martha really scrubs them hard on the washboard so it doesn’t last.
- Is there anything you need?: no, not really, I’m doing fine. I may buy another pair of shoes. I can’t keep a dry pair with only two. I have a fan on them 24/7 but they are still always wet. I also need a Spanish/English dictionary that isn’t “British English” but American English so things translate better.
- Andy’s friend Madie got her mission call to Chicago, Illinois and he didn’t know anything about it. She and Caden came over and told him in person and his reaction was priceless! He is so excited for her and even more excited that she will be speaking Spanish too. He was even more surprised that we kept it a secret from him for the past few weeks. Probably his best Christmas present ever!
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Monday, December 29, 2014
San Pedro Sula ... the big city
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Hello ya’ll
| boom- bautismos en el río |
| Love my customized apron from the Ward family! |
45 Let thy bowels also be full of charity towards all men, and to the household of faith, and let virtue garnish thy thoughts unceasingly; then shall thy confidence wax strong in the presence of God; and the doctrine of the priesthood shall distil upon thy soul as the dews from heaven. 46 The Holy Ghost shall be thy constant companion, and thy scepter an unchanging scepter of righteousness and truth; and thy dominion shall be an everlasting dominion, and without compulsory means it shall flow unto thee forever and ever.
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Early Christmas and Noah’s Ark
Hello all. Meet Fred and George. (Harry Potter, ya) (para Anna).
But anyway, this week has been pretty sweet.
Oh real quick, the robber that robbed the Elders in Confité was shot and killed. He tried to rob another house, but this time the victim had a shotgun...
However, I got ONE of my Christmas packages on the 2nd! I forgot what real candy tasted like! Wow what a treat. And the tie? Bomb thanks, Mad. Everything was more than I ever expected, thank you all! Elder V’s birthday was on the 2nd too, so he actually got most of my candy, but nevertheless thanks a million.
The next day we had our English class. I was actually able to help out a little bit this time with Elder M.
The 4th was the day I have been praying for. Tons, no heaps of lessons, Libros de Mormon, contacting, everything. I was so happy to have too much to do.
Yesterday was Stake conference, it was pretty cool. I could only understand bits and pieces, but I saw some buds from the CCM. Beaston, Patty, Criddle and Hansgen. What a group of do-gooders. That night was also the Christmas devotional from the First Presidency, so we stayed for that too. This however meant that we had to stay overnight in Confité. We lived, and went on splits with the missionaries there this morning. It actually went really well.
Today isn’t really a p-day because changes (transfers) are this Wednesday, so Elder V (my comp) is being changed, along with E. Peres. I’m gonna miss them a ton and a half.
My shoes did clean all the mold off, that was easy, but it happens all the time, same with my suit jacket, somehow, someway, I don’t know...
I miss Bastille, 80s, t-swift and music, but I’m reading Jesus the Christ, so that’s a pretty good substitute for entertainment.
Again thanks a billion and a half.
From the boys in the land of the dead to you...
Merry Christmas
Con Amor+
Elder Smart
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Diciembre ya qué
| Back Yard |
| Flooded Apartment |
I gave a talk on repentance at mutual this week which was a little hard, but I was able to get my point across.
Sunday was the highlight of my week. Not just the opportunity to take the sacrament, but because I was able to take my friend yami (Jamie) to church for the first time. She is like 8 years old and she says that I’m her best friend. We even have a secret handshake. It’s awesome. I hope that she will be able to continue coming to stuff with us.
Not only that, but we ate armadillo again, this time in a baleadas. RICO.
But I think the best part of my day, was reading a letter from my mom. Included in this were a few things, but she also mentioned this scripture:
D&C 18:28.
28 And if they desire to take upon them my name with full purpose of heart, they are called to go into all the world to preach my gospel unto every creatureThis is a shout out for all the missionaries out there. PREACH the gospel to ALL creatures. When I read this, it was really eye opening, we need to be missionaries for all, examples for all, a light for
all.
Love from the Masica crew+
Con Amor+
Elder Smarty
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Cada pulgada (Every Inch, as in “Fight for Every Inch”)
Another week here in the land of the dead. So this week has been really slow. The food finally caught up with me, so I was sick for the first time. All I will say is...diarrhea fuego. But I’m over that now, and back on track.
It still rains buckets every day, and busses fill up with water, so they get slow. This means that the trip to Confité, to drop off carpetas de miembros (member files) took like 3 hours instead of 30 mins.
After this is when I was feeling super sick. Double headed dragon. I told Hmna. Martha this, and she said she would make me something really good for my stomach the next day. Well, the next day rolled in, and what did she drop on my plate? A fish head. She thought that was real funny. Haha no. All I could do was look into the gooey eyes and turn green. I’m happy to say I did eat it, but it took a while.
We also got to play soccer for mutual in the little soccer arena. That was way cool. Scored 2x on Elder V, which is a real feat, because he is a giant.
Oh ya, scary story of the week- The Elders in Confité got robbed this week in the middle of the night, while they were sleeping in the members house where they live. They woke up to gunshots. (The banditos shot and killed the guard dogs before entering). Then the door broke down, and they were face to face with the masked faced men who then robbed them of all they had, microhonda, ropa, dinero, todo (microwave, clothes, money, all). One of the Elders then recognized one of the masked men, and said, I know you, why are you doing this? He then was beat up. Please pray for these valiant young men.
Oh ya, we ate iguana this week as well. That was a trip. But then after was Hermanamiento, where I gave the lesson on oración (prayer). I think it went well. The people seemed to think so to. I was definitely feeling the spirit that day, I could just... feel it. I don’t know how to describe it...and it definitely wasn’t Hmna Martha’s fish head.
Oh ya, today is Elder M’s birthday today. He’s a stud and a half. Sorry my email is all over the place this week. I live in Hondo, so I think that’s a pretty good excuse.
Anyway, the scripture of the week and one I really need to capitalize on lately is Mosiah 23:21. It talks about how God tries our patience and faith. This is one of the most real verses, and it applies to everyone, especially me.
21 Nevertheless the Lord seeth fit to chasten his people; yea, he trieth their patience and their faith.
Here is a picture of Hmna. Martha and her swag. Gafas de sol (sunglasses) credit- Elder Runyan.
Thanks bud, I miss the Goonies back in the states, along with 8-ball and scoot 801. There’s my shout out for this week.
I know you all are real busy, but I would appreciate it if you all took the time this week to kneel down and thank God for what he has provided for you. Everything comes from him, most importantly the greatest gift of all, the plan of salvation.
Oh I’m sorry one other thing, our next baptism is for the 6th of December- Hermana Reyna. That should be a blast 100.
Con Amor+
Elder Smart
Thursday, November 20, 2014
Wowzers
This week was a thrill. I don’t have a lot of time, so I’ll keep it quick. So, to start things off, one of my companion’s investigators was shot and killed the day before he was supposed to be baptized. He’s going straight to the celestial kingdom I’m sure.
9 Believe in God; believe that he is, and that he created all things, both in heaven and in earth; believe that he has all wisdom, and all power, both in heaven and in earth; believe that man doth not comprehend all the things which the Lord can comprehend.
16 And also, ye yourselves will succor those that stand in need of your succor; ye will administer of your substance unto him that standeth in need; and ye will not suffer that the beggar putteth up his petition to you in vain, and turn him out to perish
17 Perhaps thou shalt say: The man has brought upon himself his misery; therefore I will stay my hand, and will not give unto him of my food, nor impart unto him of my substance that he may not suffer, for his punishments are just
18 But I say unto you, O man, whosoever doeth this the same hath great cause to repent; and except he repenteth of that which he hath done he perisheth forever, and hath no interest in the kingdom of God.
19 For behold, are we not all beggars? Do we not all depend upon the same Being, even God, for all the substance which we have, for both food and raiment, and for gold, and for silver, and for all the riches which we have of every kind?
20 And behold, even at this time, ye have been calling on his name, and begging for a remission of your sins. And has he suffered that ye have begged in vain? Nay; he has poured out his Spirit upon you, and has caused that your hearts should be filled with joy, and has caused that your mouths should be stopped that ye could not find utterance, so exceedingly great was your joy
21 And now, if God, who has created you, on whom you are dependent for your lives and for all that ye have and are, doth grant unto you whatsoever ye ask that is right, in faith, believing that ye shall receive, O then, how ye ought to impart of the substance that ye have one to another.
22 And if ye judge the man who putteth up his petition to you for your substance that he perish not, and condemn him, how much more just will be your condemnation for withholding your substance, which doth not belong to you but to God, to whom also your life belongeth; and yet ye put up no petition, nor repent of the thing which thou hast done
23 I say unto you, wo be unto that man, for his substance shall perish with him; and now, I say these things unto those who are rich as pertaining to the things of this world
24 And again, I say unto the poor, ye who have not and yet have sufficient, that ye remain from day to day; I mean all you who deny the beggar, because ye have not; I would that ye say in your hearts that: I give not because I have not, but if I had I would give.
25 And now, if ye say this in your hearts ye remain guiltless, otherwise ye are condemned; and your condemnation is just for ye covet that which ye have not received.
16 I say unto you, can you imagine to yourselves that ye hear the voice of the Lord, saying unto you, in that day: Come unto me ye blessed, for behold, your works have been the works of righteousness upon the face of the earth?
17 Or do ye imagine to yourselves that ye can lie unto the Lord in that day, and say—Lord, our works have been righteous works upon the face of the earth—and that he will save you?
18 Or otherwise, can ye imagine yourselves brought before the tribunal of God with your souls filled with guilt and remorse, having a remembrance of all your guilt, yea, a perfect remembrance of all your wickedness, yea, a remembrance that ye have set at defiance the commandments of God?
19 I say unto you, can ye look up to God at that day with a pure heart and clean hands? I say unto you, can you look up, having the image of God engraven upon your countenances?
20 I say unto you, can ye think of being saved when you have yielded yourselves to become subjects to the devil?
21 I say unto you, ye will know at that day that ye cannot be saved; for there can no man be saved except his garments are washed white; yea, his garments must be purified until they are cleansed from all stain, through the blood of him of whom it has been spoken by our fathers, who should come to redeem his people from their sins.
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Bautismo y peligro (Baptism and peril)
| And it's not even the rainy season yet... |
I now have to teach my Comp English by December, direct orders from Presidente Klein, because of some bumps in the road from his previous area. I am not going to elaborate.
| Elder V |
This week, I was able to calm down quite a bit. I wasn’t worried about Spanish at all. Even through the lesson with two Geipers, I was able to pay attention with ease.
We ate armadillo at a less active member’s house. He caught it in the mountains while he was looking for firewood. Que raro (odd). They say it’s really rico (delicious) here, but I thought it was a little gamey.
On the 7th, we went to Ceiba for reunion de districto, and I found out that Hermana Bennett is Dakota Cobbler’s cousin! That is so cool, I remember him telling me about her, but it just didn’t click until she asked me. Wow. What a small world. The connections are ridiculous. P.S. Bill is still crazy! (Dakota’s dad and Andy’s Cross Country coach).
I taught a lesson in English! It was to Gringo Dan who lives here; pero (but) he is atheist, so that was a trip. Elder M and I went on splits and contacted 8 people in like 2 hours, which it pretty impressive for La Masica.
Madgiel was his name. In the river again, of course... After that we had pelicula noche (movie night) and watched Rey Leon (Lion King) and that was super cool because we tied it into a devotional about families being together forever and the levels of glory. Then, the lady whose house is attached to the awning we use for church asked me to give her a blessing because she was feeling really bad physically. I gave it in English, unfortunately, but the spirit was definitely there.
My Comp has had a trip of a week also. This includes a face full of thorns from a hide-and-go-seek youth activity, kissing a pig and licking a turtle. Yes this is the truth. We had a bet that he couldn't teach the entirety of the first three lessons in less than 10 minutes. The consequence was kissing the pig. He failed, and has a chancho novia (pig girlfriend) now. He then insisted to try again, and failed tambien. Thus the turtle novia... He’s a goober and a half. He then had to dump a 10 liter drum of ice water on Hermana Rubi’s hijo (son) because she failed the challenge too. We probably should stop this stuff, but it was real funny. Reir (laugh).
We get to go to Trujillo for our next zone p-day. It’s going to be a blast and a half.
Also, I would encourage you all to watch the temple dedication ceremonies for the Tegucigalpa, Honduras Temple, by any means you can. It’s incredible.
Tegucigalpa Temple article: https://www.lds.org/church/news/president-uchtdorf-dedicates-tegucigalpa-honduras-temple?lang=eng
Dedicatory prayer: https://www.lds.org/church/news/dedicatory-prayer-expresses-gratitude-for-christ-gospel?lang=eng
The scripture for the week is 2nd Nephi 31:20-21. For me this helps me know that i need hope and love of god in my life, so press forward and endure to the end.
20 Wherefore, ye must press forward with a steadfastness in Christ, having a perfect brightness of hope, and a love of God and of all men. Wherefore, if ye shall press forward, feasting upon the word of Christ, and endure to the end, behold, thus saith the Father: Ye shall have eternal life.
21 And now, behold, my beloved brethren, this is the way; and there is none other way nor name given under heaven whereby man can be saved in the kingdom of God. And now, behold, this is the doctrine of Christ, and the only and true doctrine of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, which is one God, without end. Amen.Jesucristo es vida (Jesus Christ is life)
Monday, November 3, 2014
RIO...
| cantando el rio blues |
And some other questions...
We are teaching some familias. We don’t have very many progressing investigators, but we are teaching. Me and my companion get along fine. Que raro. Anyway, my companion is the new district leader. That’s going to be fun.
The power has been off most of the days, so I’m really glad it’s on for me to email!
I am beginning to love it more and more each and every day.
My scripture for the week is D&C 84:106. Bueno.
106 And if any man among you be strong in the Spirit, let him take with him him that is weak, that he may be edified in all meekness, that he may become strong also.
| Tub and laundry |
| Road or river- depends on the day |
Con Amor,
Elder Smart



